Be safe, don’t drive and you’ll turn the TV off by the 3rd Quarter.
- Steelers referred to as “blue collared”
- Dick LaBeau is referred to as a “defensive guru”
- Ben Roethlisberger is mentioned as overcoming adversity like being alleged of sexual assault is hard to come back from.
- LeBron James is mentioned for little to no reason.
- Jon Gruden laughs really hard at a defensive player running with the football.
- Chris Berman talks about Ferguson, Missouri.
- “Selfie” is said.
- Ben Roethlisberger is “sneaky fast”.
- The Steelers defense is described as “tough”
- La’Veon Bell smokes weed on the sidelines.
- Well-timed shot of Ben Roethlisberger looking at the cheerleaders.
- Todd Haley says a racial slur.
- Mike Tirico laughs so hard at a Jon Gruden joke that you wonder if something happened like Gruden forgot to wear pants.
FINISH YOUR DRINK:
- A player is outed by a sideline reporter.
- Antonio Brown does a funny little dance.
- Jon Gruden talks about fantasy football.
- The guy from Sport Science explains sexual assault.