Monday Night Football Drinking Game: Steelers V. Titans

17 Nov

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Be safe, don’t drive and you’ll turn the TV off by the 3rd Quarter.

1 Drink:

  • Steelers referred to as “blue collared”
  • Dick LaBeau is referred to as a “defensive guru”
  • Ben Roethlisberger is mentioned as overcoming adversity like being alleged of sexual assault is hard to come back from.
  • LeBron James is mentioned for little to no reason.
  • Jon Gruden laughs really hard at a defensive player running with the football.

2 Drinks:

  • Chris Berman talks about Ferguson, Missouri.
  • “Selfie” is said.
  • Ben Roethlisberger is “sneaky fast”.
  • “Elite”
  • The Steelers defense is described as “tough”
  • La’Veon Bell smokes weed on the sidelines.

3 Drinks:

  • Well-timed shot of Ben Roethlisberger looking at the cheerleaders.
  • Todd Haley says a racial slur.
  • Mike Tirico laughs so hard at a Jon Gruden joke that you wonder if something happened like Gruden forgot to wear pants.

FINISH YOUR DRINK:

  • A player is outed by a sideline reporter.
  • Antonio Brown does a funny little dance.
  • Jon Gruden talks about fantasy football.
  • The guy from Sport Science explains sexual assault.

Enjoy.

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